A Fiery Forest Full of 39 Fire Breathing Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Geeky Ladies Rolling the Dice

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Eleonora Bader
May 15, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

Whoosh!

The icy spray stings your eyes, saltwater mingling with your tears that course down your face, pulled sideways by the howling wind. The Miracle, once a proud vessel, was now a plaything in this hideous storm's fury. Waves, the size of buildings, crash against your hull, each impact shuddering through the timbers. You shudder, holding your arms close to your chest due to the cold. Below, the relentless churning of the ocean hides the whispered legends of the Kraken… this monster could crush ships with a single tentacle.

Suddenly you hear a loud bang and jump out of fright, nearly toppling overboard. A monstrous shadow, vast and undulating, darkens the water beneath your ship. A sickening churn, a tremor sends shivers down your spine… the Kraken stirs. Bam! A tentacle, as thick as a mast, erupts from the icy depts, slamming into the side of your vessel. The ship lurches violently, timbers groaning in protest. Panic rises in your throat, and your fellow shipmates begin to scramble. It is time to fire harpoons! Will you manage to fight this monster off?

Next, check out these Lord of the Rings memes for Middle Earthers on a journey to Helms Deep.

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  • 01
    When you're a Druid and the Wizard casts Fireball in the middle of the forest I am the Lorax, мишлен I speak for the trees, and the trees say "can u fkin not"
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  • 02
    When you play a bard and only have charm spells I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
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    Me trying to my internet provider about how I get angry when it stops working in the middle of an online D&D session My internet provider MB
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    Discovering something that doesn't exist A Half-Orc Wizard
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    Barbarian attempting a -4 CHR check NPC love interest the bard
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    ты It's the Path of the Zealot, Morty. I channel my rage to feats of divine fury for my god. E That just sounds like a paladin with extra steps.
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    When your DM starts playing battle music but you aren't in any battles
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    When the encounter is going badly but you remember your back up character: Soon I will have a new character. One far sadder and more stupidil.
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent
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    Rules Lawyer That monster's not supposed to have that ability DM @NaturallCrafts k Take 10d6 psychic damage
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    Me basing my character from a book imgflip.com DM basing the entire campaign from the same book
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    Your friend who agreed to DM The DM they turned out to be
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    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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  • 14
    When the DM is very generous with magic items I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
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    DM *sigh*: "OK, you can have the mimic as pet if you roll a nat 20." Player: *rolls* DM: "What did you get?" Player and his pet mimic: 30.
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    rough week of work tabletop RPG night with my friends rough week of work
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    Player: I want to play a chaotic neutral aarakocra wizard who- DM: Just tell me what character you're copying. Player: Daffy Duck from the "Behold the Wizard" music video. made with mematic
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    Players can't ruin your campaign If you don't prepare one
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    The group, that's been arguing for the past 40 minutes, trying to decide what the next course of action will be: The Rent-a-DM they hired online: Take your time guys, Im getting paid regardless.
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    有哪可以说是一只缩小成的 “要积(50毫米),是世界上最大的家存贷。 哪要在20千克左右,体长可达到1米不算尾巴。 「貓小挖猫主题餐厅 My favorite D20 in a bag full of dice PARKENTBRA, COK COSMELL, PUPRESSE BATTARE PER VEL E PANNARTORY REFL TRASPARS seenes Me spending way too long to dig it out for an important skill check PLATSERR FANSARTORTL TR. AROPANE MORA W-SVIKAY, HESSTREK WAIATARE AK BEAMAMEN
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    Dark vision be like: Druid becoming Wizard using magic. a nocturnal animal. The ranger using heightened senses. motup.com Barbarian screaming into the night as a form of sonar.
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  • 22
    My DM asking if I rolled a one... but I have the lucky feat Well yes, but actually no
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    imgflip.com Me My group saying PCs need 8 hours of sleep for a long rest The PHB
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    When you're the forever DM but forget a rule and need to look it up: Years of academy training wasted! SPRUC
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    Party: wow that was a tough boss. I'm glad that's over. DM knowing that the party just fought a henchman and the boss is even more powerful: (chuckles)
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    improvisation in my story actual preparation
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    I play a rogue. CN, of course. The only way to play a rogue. I rob every NPC I meet and derail RP with my snarky comments I also rob my fellow players. Because, I mean... It's what my character would do.
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  • 28
    This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet
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    DM: so this guy is gonna use a legendary action- Me, already down to 12 hp:
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  • 30
    Artificers, every time they give someone a mundane item: Go ahead, ask me what it does.
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  • 31
    Wizard: I cast Wish! DM: Ok and what is your wish? Wizard: I wish to cast INFINITE Fireballs!!! DM: What did you- Wizard: made with mematic Did I stutter?!
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  • 32
    Me: ok I've got advantage on my first hit, I'll remember that My brain: No....No No. No I dont think I willde with mematic
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  • 33
    Meteorologists: "We ran out of names for tropical storms after having 26 of them in one year." DMs naming their 100th NPC of the night on the fly: Pathetic.
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  • 34
    When you bring your girl to Dnd and she starts to flirt with you Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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  • 35
    My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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  • 36
    BARBARIANS SOCIAL ENCOUNTERS DM
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  • 37
    Friend: Hey man I was wondering if you would be Dungeon Master for a campaign we're thinking of doing Me: Oh yeah sure I'll be your DnDaddy Friend: you know what nevermind
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  • 38
    When you're playing as a druid but made Strength your best stat: Alger
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  • 39
    Wait, you believe your DM had this entire campaign planned? Players Well, yes [Laughing]
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